Alan Cumming Slain Injured By Shakespearean Robot

We really can’t make this stuff up!!
The recently married Alan Cumming was rehearsing for his new one man stage play Macbeth 2: Rise Of The Machines when there was suddenly double, double, toil and trouble!
Nightcrawler Alan vaguely explains the situation via Twitter:
"First MACbeth injury! Cut my finger on a toy robot I was using to represent Lady MACbeth in a little theatre game. Blood will have blood."
We don’t even know where to begin!?!
You cast a toy robot as Lady Macbeth? Whaaaat?
And she managed to best you on the FIRST day of rehersal??
Cumming’s one act of madness will premiere at The National Theater of Scotland next month and, well, we might hold out for the movie.
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Attention all law enforcement personnel! A large robot has destroyed the public library, devoured all of William Shakes books and collections and has now dumped Shakespearean Dung all over the Loreal Pride Parade…!
Is this pose taught in the gay handbook?
apparently you can't fucking read it says REPRESENTS Lady macbeth in a little theater GAME. Get the dick out of your mouth and fucking read what people say.
Good god, with this picture, no one should ever ask why gay men are made fun of. HAH!
He is such an obnoxious little queen,
even Cher who worked with him in her flop movie Burlesque, said he was terrible
Aside from believing you are all that and writing this column what is your claim to fame as opposed to the enormous talent that is Alan Cumming? He is gorgeous, intelligent and true to his beliefs!
And you??
Re: MR Pete – Terrible? Seriously? I doubt they were on set at the same time and I have not read where he said one syllable against Cher!