It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
We expected more
cleavage excitement and less clothing “meh” from a burlesque performer in the Britain’s Got Talent semi-finals!!
Beatrix Von Bourbon danced and shimmied to Peggy Lee’s sultry Fever last night (video above), but we didn't exactly feel the fireworks.
We honestly wouldn’t be surprised our friends across the pond preferred this dazzling performance instead.
[Video via Youtube.]