Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
Smolder straight through our quivering exterior, Mr. Wolfman!
Alcide Joe Manganiello nestles in between some lucky ladies thighs on the cover of the May/June issue of Essential Homme.
On his David-esque bod:
“Nobody’s born the way that I’m built now. It took years and years of work, and I work even harder now than I did last year!”
On Magic Mike CHEEKiness:
“It’s so funny! Just seeing a bunch of big dudes up there, doing these choreographed scenes with these outfits on. I mean, it’s hysterical!”
Oops, we momentarily entered a sexually-fuelled Joe Manganiello fantasy land…
We are SO ready to howl at your thrusting pack-age, Joe! Ha!
[Image via Essential Homme.]