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Joe Manganiello Thrusts Through The Pages Of Essential Homme
MMM!!!
Smolder straight through our quivering exterior, Mr. Wolfman!
Alcide Joe Manganiello nestles in between some lucky ladies thighs on the cover of the May/June issue of Essential Homme.
Within the mag’s pages, Joe dishes on Magic Mike madness and maintaining a werewolf physique, beyond the moonlight:
On his David-esque bod:
“Nobody’s born the way that I’m built now. It took years and years of work, and I work even harder now than I did last year!”
On Magic Mike CHEEKiness:
“It’s so funny! Just seeing a bunch of big dudes up there, doing these choreographed scenes with these outfits on. I mean, it’s hysterical!”
Yummmmmmmmm…
Oops, we momentarily entered a sexually-fuelled Joe Manganiello fantasy land…
We are SO ready to howl at your thrusting pack-age, Joe! Ha!
[Image via Essential Homme.]
Tags: completely gratuitous, cover, essential homme, fitness, interview, joe manganiello, magic mike, may june issue, sexy, true blood
SMASH Sets The Stage For A Showstopping Finale!
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Those are some skinny legs. They must belong to Paris Hilton.
I'd give anything to have his legs on my shoulders. damn …
THAT is Christian Grey, right there…