Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
You sure he's okay with that, Linds??
Around 1:30am Monday morning, Lindsay Lohan dropped by the SoHo Sway Lounge to pAArty it up with four male companions. Twerk!
There, she apparently made she DJ booth her own when she surprised the crowd with unreleased tracks from Marilyn Manson!!
Hmm… we knew they were party pals, but we didn't know they were that close! Also, you think she gravitates toward him because half his name is Marilyn? ;)
Later, witnesses say she got the crowd into a crazy dance-off before tipping the bouncers $100 for guarding her from all the tipsy clubbers!!
OoOo LiLo… maybe you should do like Kim Kardashian and turn your fabulous party-hosting skills into a job that could actually be consistent!!
[Image via Mr. Blue/WENN.]