The rapper explained:
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We've got more JUICE than Tropicana this week!!
For starters, everyone is obsessed with Jessica Simpson this week.
From the pregnancy pounds, to her first days as a mother, and speculation that her $4 Mil deal with Weight Watchers puts too much pressure on her to unrealistically slip back into those size-two Daisy Dukes.
There’s also a ton of conflicting Jennifer Aniston news.
One report has her rekindling the flame with John Mayer, another claims she and Justin Theroux are in a month long fall out, a third says life is peachy and she’s seeing a fertility specialist to conceive.
We don’t know what to believe!!
Hmmm. We won't believe that until we see it.
Meanwhile, across The Pond, GLOBE spreads wacky rumors about Kate inquiring into Princess Di’s untimely demise after a recent book implicated Queen Mum in the
murder accidental death nearly 15 years ago.
Yeah… we're not buying that one!
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