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Can YOU Out-Dance Courtney Stodden?!

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Well, it appears that she wants to find out!

Courtney Stodden recently dabbled her stripper-heeled feet into the music scene with a brand new single, Reality, and now, she'd like the world to also be aware of her numerous other talents…including her dance skills!

Ch-ch-check out child bride/reality wannabe challenging her fans to a DANCE-OFF against her while she simultaneously shows off her own moves (above)!

Of course, when we say 'moves,' we mean uncomfortable, stilted gyrating while never moving her lucite-clad feet and the standard, barely-lucid pout thing she does with her mouth!

So yeah! TOP that, America!

Betcha you can't!

Ha!

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42 comments to “Can YOU Out-Dance Courtney Stodden?!”



  1. 1

    I feel bad for this girl…with her beauty she could've maybe done something big, but her personality and the way she carries herself is just so pathetic and sad.



  2. 2

    shes underage and basically that makes this stuff ridiculous

  3. gag2012 says – reply to this


    3

    Seriously why hasn't her creeper husband been arrested. She should be getting ready for her prom not the pole



  4. 4

    Shouldn't this count as child porn?



  5. 5

    Standing still, flailing your arms around and wiggling your butt is not dancing. Go get an education and quit trying so hard to be a skank.



  6. 6

    I feel sorry for her. Ten years from now she'll be embarrassed by all this. Her parents really should step in and stop this.



  7. 7

    You know when you're in middle school / high school and you and your friends record each other dancing? That's what this looks like. This girl is still so young and could have a bright future if she would just get away from her letch of a husband!! Why does he encourage this crap???



  8. 8

    I love her! I did not like the dance at all…bikini looks funny… maybe if she could get a good agent (hey Perz, why dont you invest on her?), take alll that load of make up and crazy clothes, she can be be somebody! I think she is just crying for atention!



  9. 9

    Re: haylerr89 – lol by her beauty you mean the fact that she is 17 going on 40?



  10. 10

    I don't watch CHILD PORN!



  11. 11

    Love watching a good train wreck……



  12. 12

    drugs are bad mmmkay?



  13. 13

    easily the most beautiful woman who's ever lived…as long as she keeps her mouth shut!
    Now this????
    NOT



  14. 14

    THE REAL COURTNEY STODDEN. Dont fall for this Skankanista! This girl is a ho and a mean girl. Read what she writes to others

  15. Jupiter76 says – reply to this


    15

    Re: Esin Emko

    you are joking I hope..or I feel sorry for you. This girl, and I do mean GIRL is a sad state of affairs. what a joke!



  16. 16

    Re: DonDraper – on FB page COURTNEY STODDEN NEEDS MORE DRUGS. She frequently swears out and puts down people openly!



  17. 17

    looks like a stripper's audition tape. she looks 25 years older than she is. blech. she needs to got to school.



  18. 18

    I feel so bad for her…….SERIOUSLY! That sucks for her…..

  19. ranish says – reply to this


    19

    Good grief. I had to stop watching after about the first 10 seconds. This is just truly tragic.

  20. Jenny says – reply to this


    20

    Where's her pole?



  21. 21

    This girl is such a freak but it's entertaining. Her weird tweets are hilarious.



  22. 22

    What really disterbes me is that you know that her "old man" is taping that. Creepy

  23. kMO says – reply to this


    23

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!



  24. 24

    everything about this young girl makes me totally SAD. what happened to her to make her like this? old grandpa guy, skanky mother encouraging her gross overly sexual behavior, fake tits, walking around like an 80s porn star, it's all so sad and depressing - she's pretty much destroyed her life and she's not even 20 y/o yet. her mother and her loser skid pedo of a husband should be ASHAMED of themselves. her entire life is a gong show.

  25. lindsey says – reply to this


    25

    She never moves her feet aside from turning in a circle. That is not dancing, it's wiggling around. It was entertaining for about IDK a minute then you realize it's going no where. Just wiggling around. PS nice extensions Court. just like your song you're Rill

  26. Amber says – reply to this


    26

    Not bad dancing. Love the song!

  27. lilyr270 says – reply to this


    27

    gross! she CANT dance! her mom should be charged with abuse for encouraging this garbage and letting her marry a man old enough to be her GRANDPA! GROSS!!!



  28. 28

    Nope, I absolutely cannot stand still and sway my hips back and forth. You win, Courtney Stodden! P.S. that's not DANCING; that's STRIPPING, honey.

  29. Earth is calling.. says – reply to this


    29

    Of course she can't dance. This girl is not socialized. Her mom began dressing and having her act like hooker already in jr hi. Had she been taught how to behave like a nornmal teenager, had friends, stayed in HS and went to dances, participated in activities with her peers; then, she would have known how to dance and behave within the guidelines of society. Then she could have grown up and contributed something worthwhile to society. Scary thought, if everyone chose to behave and act this way? That is how and why Rome fell.

  30. mouse says – reply to this


    30

    Because Rome was filled with Courtney Stoddens? What the…..

  31. Earth is calling says – reply to this


    31

    Re: mouse – Filled with narcissism, greed, exhibition, oversexed, gluttony, living for the moment.

  32. Eve-Ill says – reply to this


    32

    Way to REALLY over-do the lasso!
    I feel creepy an ikky after watching that, like some dodgy pedo sitting behind a computer screen *shudder*

  33. Gina says – reply to this


    33

    lol! i guess thats her music video to her new single…what happened with the casting call for the video? she talks alot of sh…..by the way, new single sucks…made my ears bleed….i bet we will never hear her perform live…cause she needs that auto tune…lol…poor girl…



  34. 34

    So you know the conversation for this video in her home went something like this:
    Hubby: You should dance for me sweetie and show me that sexy body of yours. Oh and make the big lip pouty face for me okay?
    Courtney: Okay baby, how about this? (Actually tries to dance)
    Hubby: Oh honey just maybe stand there and shake that pretty booty of yours for daddy. (telling himself he will get some of that later, does not matter she is a child)
    Courtney: (Standing there not moving feet doing same thing over and over)
    Hubby: Yes that is it baby, hey let me film you to show you how hot you look.
    Courtney: Okay
    Hubby: Hey you know, you look pretty good in this, I bet we can make you more popular and who knows, maybe some more money so I can stay home and keep my eye on you or errr I mean hang out with you cause I love you so much.
    Courtney: Oh, okay, that sounds good, so I look good huh?
    Hubby: Of course you do honey (said while stroking his old man appendage and secretly telling himself, thank you God for plastic surgery and giving me this girl with no brains)



  35. 35

    Re: jojothemonkeyboy – Of course he is, cause you know what he is doing with it? Making money off her! and then later showing it to his other old man buddies making jokes about her. She thinks he is laughing with her when he is laughing at her, all the way to the bank and with his huge ego. And what is even more disturbing is that with her young age she will never be able to get another man again cause no one will want her after an old man used her so much publicly.

  36. Chronic Soul says – reply to this


    36

    Just watch, within 5 years she'll be makin Porns and on Dr Drews Rehab for …yeah.



  37. 37

    the song isn't half bad, but the way she markets herself is TRAGIC. Polish up and go sing at a gay bar.. enough with this tacky video shit



  38. 38

    Still wearing that Pamela Anderson arm cuff I see. Her voice in the song is better than the other stuff she did, like the classic "Don't Put It On Me, Girl". You all want to blame her husband but just as much of the blame should be put on her parents for allowing their teenage daughter to do this crap. THEY signed off on the marriage and allowed it to happen. Their son-in-law is in their age bracket and they didn't see a problem with their SIXTEEN YEAR OLD daughter marrying a man in his 50's. Yes, she should be going to her prom right now and thinking about graduation next year not being married. She would be a cute girl without all the bullshit but that's her choice. I'm sure when their publicity starts to wane, she'll get pregnant by the age of 19. Would it really surprise anyone?

  39. Tina16 says – reply to this


    39

    I think she's very VERY hot !!!!! Courtney, How big are you and How much you weigh? You have a REALLY NICE BODY !!!

  40. Lori says – reply to this


    40

    who films this shit for her..? her mother..? or her husband…you've got to be joking right..? i just vomited in my mouth a little bit. : /



  41. 41

    I feel disgusted every time I see this bimbo. It's sad that she thinks she's a Christian; I don't mean to be judgmental, but at the same time it's hard not to. Christian people do not flaunt their bodies and "dance" like strippers. She should be ashamed of herself.

  42. Jess says – reply to this


    42

    I guess it's legal to be an underage stripper too if your parents sign the paperwork stating they're okay with it…