OH MAH GOODNESS, we just placed our lips on a beacon of the sweetest True Blood ambrosia!!
We’ve been in an agonizing state over season four’s elusive ending… Tara’s been shot in the head, HOW can she survive?? Russell Edgington’s vampire corpse has been unearthed, and the Authority is sure to be fang-urious!
And will Sookie become more in tune with her fairy powers?
So many questions, barely any answers… until now!
If you care to sink your teeth into some Season Five plot points from its first three episodes, then bury your fangs deep, down below …AFTER THE JUMP!
Episode 5.01 - Turn! Turn! Turn!
Sookie and Lafayette clean up the Tara and Debbie Pelt mess; Bill and Eric are visited by the Vampire Authority; Sam and Alcide deal with an angry werewolf pack.
Episode 5.02 - Authority Always Wins
Tara resurfaces in Bon Temps; Pam recalls her human life and first encounter with Eric; Bill and Eric meet Salome at the Vampire Authority headquarters.
Episode 5.03 - Whatever I Am, You Made Me
Bill and Eric barter for their lives with Roman, the head of the Authority; Jason reunites with his old high school teacher; Sookie searches for Tara.
So Tara DID survive Debbie’s jealousy-fueled attack!!
And we get to know how Pam became such a raging bitc*. PERFECTION.
Can we time travel to June 10th, now??