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We can't EVEN with this!!!!!
They call themselves Aquabatique and what you are seeing is categorized as 'water ballet'…
How did they rehearse this in a regular pool when you need to be eye-level for the full effect of these incomparable aquatic moves?? How can they hear the music under water, or are they just amazingly sick at counting beats in their heads… while having to concentrate on not drowning AND performing intense aerobics????
And, Um, are you guys magical mermaids from outer-space who've sprouted legs while on earth???
YEAH! That must be it.
Watch Aquabatique's mind flucking Britain's Got Talent semi-final performance (above).
We love us some space-mermaids!