Good for you, Chels!
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It takes a real work of art to try and pull one over Stevie Wonder!
Seriously… what was Alpha Lorenzo Walker thinking??
Claiming to be the incest child of Mr. Wonder and his sister, Alpha threatened to tell the press unless the singer could hand over $5 million.
After Stevie laughed at the claims, Alpha figured he could settle for $10,000.
But there was already an undercover operation ready to catch the fool. When Alpha was told to meet Stevie's "reps," he agreed to sign a statement confirming his allegations were false.
Needin' that money fast, he signed away… and was cuffed immediately. Surprise! Those "reps" were cops… whomp whomp!
Alpha and his girlfriend were arrested and charged with felony extortion. What an idiot!
[Image via WENN.]