As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Now this could work!
After declining ratings, ABC will call a play from Survivor’s playbook and load up the next installment of Dancing With the Stars with our favorite celebrity contestants from seasons of yore!
The people demand MORE Mario Lopez! And Penn Jillette!
And Kate Gosselin!
“We can't talk about the casting yet, but I'd love to see some of the fan favorite from the last seasons come back. We have many from the past 14 seasons."
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