He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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Such power, such grace, and such sensual smooth moves!
The Semi Finals of Dancing With The Stars raged with fiery talent, last night…
But with only four couples left, it really came down to clean lines, follow through, and presence, and Maria Menounos and partner Derek Hough Argentine Tangoed straight through our hearts, right down to our nether regions (HAH!)
After viewing the titilating tango, all judges were practically bursting out of their eccentric seams…