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Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Try To 'Massage' An Undercover Cop On The Client List?!

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What on EARTH is going on these days on The Client List?!

WHERE ARE OUR HAPPY ENDINGS?!

Although the entire basis of the Lifetime-movie-turned series is Jennifer Love Fefferman giving handjobs to gentlemen at her Massage Parlor, yet for the second week in a row, we were DEPRIVED of yet another addition to our Rub 'n Tug collection!

However, unlike last time, when the law student would rather listen to Wuthering Heights on audio-book than the slippery slapping noise of lubed skin-on-skin, our heroine narrowly avoided landing behind bars when she ultimately refrained from servicing an undercover cop!

Ch-ch-check it all out for yourself (above)!

Yeah. WTF, RIGHT?!

This mess of a series is only worth watching for ONE reason and ONE reason alone, and there's NO way that the writers don't realize that!

They must be getting cocky now that they know they're renewed for a second season!

For shame!

Here's hoping next week is MUCH more satisfactory!

For her next CLIENT and the audience at home! Ha!

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7 comments to “Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Try To 'Massage' An Undercover Cop On The Client List?!”



  1. 1

    You sound like you have some sexual disorder, not all of us need to hear slappity slap hand jobs to feel fulfilled with a show. Go watch HBO or Showtime if you want to see the deed. My word Perez, you and your staffers sound like a bunch of 15 yr old totally sex deprived idiots.



  2. 2

    The show is tacky and badly acted. I don't know who thought it would be cool to put soft porn on disguised as a series, but it's ridiculous, and I won't watch it. Why not? Because I have a life. You, Mario(n), clearly do not, because you're way too into this awful show. Go get yourself some more lube and get yourself off, because it's very clear no one else wants to touch you. You're that unappetizing.



  3. 3

    Your Rub 'n Tug collection? You look like some sexually immature perv who spends his time downloading porn, hate to know what sick stuff you have on your computer. You're a fine example of why people think gays are sexual predators.

  4. CanadianMommy says – reply to this


    4

    you're so fucking gross perez…..



  5. 5

    Do you think John Travolta will ever guest star?

  6. tahoegeminii says – reply to this


    6

    since this stupid show is nothing more glorified porn -why would it try to get all preachy now-no one going to the massage jerk off lady wants to hear an audio book instead-give it a rest-isn't JLH now a producer??-and probably the #1 reason this show will suck even more-but not in the good way apparently-JLH needs to give it up-first she markets herself like the biggest ho bag in Hollywood and now she wants everyone to watch for her "talent"? she is the most desperate pathetic man stalking freakshow they got-she even beats Anustain and that is saying something

  7. *Smh* says – reply to this


    7

    This woman should call it quits…little known fact about Jennifer is that she has sister named Janene that works as a call girl. Can't help but wonder where the inspiration for this show came from…