Ever wanted to take a master class in Beyoncé??
Sounds like a BEY-utiful experience, no?!
Per the school's website, the course involves:
What on EARTH is going on these days on The Client List?!
WHERE ARE OUR HAPPY ENDINGS?!
Although the entire basis of the Lifetime-movie-turned series is Jennifer Love Fefferman giving handjobs to gentlemen at her Massage Parlor, yet for the second week in a row, we were DEPRIVED of yet another addition to our Rub 'n Tug collection!
However, unlike last time, when the law student would rather listen to Wuthering Heights on audio-book than the slippery slapping noise of lubed skin-on-skin, our heroine narrowly avoided landing behind bars when she ultimately refrained from servicing an undercover cop!
Ch-ch-check it all out for yourself (above)!
Yeah. WTF, RIGHT?!
This mess of a series is only worth watching for ONE reason and ONE reason alone, and there's NO way that the writers don't realize that!
They must be getting cocky now that they know they're renewed for a second season!
Here's hoping next week is MUCH more satisfactory!
For her next CLIENT and the audience at home! Ha!