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WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!
OoOoOo, Gossip Girl!!
You really just managed to destroy DAIR in one episode. W.T.F.
But DAIR or not, we're obviously coming back for Season 6. How could we resist?? Serena has officially reached the highest temperature of hot mess status, and we couldn't be happier! That gurl is a wreck of a human being. After stabbing Blair in the back LIKE THAT, we hope she falls flat on her face in that black hole of self-delusion.
Ahem. ANYWAY. The lovely and talented Stephanie Savage has revealed some saucy spoilers for the final season of Upper East Side madness, so buckle up!
Her executive producer-majesty has this to say on Season 6:
ON BLAIR CHOOSING CHUCK
It was Blair coming to declare that she was in it to win it with Chuck and leaving that [relationship's future] as the question of Season 6. We crafted the last act of the episode to set us in a certain direction next year.
HOTQUEST FOR DARK VENGEANCE WITH G
When you call in Georgina Sparks, you’re not looking to [play nice].
ON SERENA'S SPIRALING LIFE FAILURE
Feeling like she’s lost Blair, lost Dan, she’s all by herself again. It’s going to put her in a pretty precarious situation.
ON THE DERENA SEX TAPE
Well, if somebody had a sex tape on their cell phone, and they said they deleted it, but you never really saw that it was deleted…
ON THE BIG REVEAL & NATE'S DETERMINATION TO END GG
This is something that has larger implications to the franchise beyond just our series. That reveal requires conversations at the highest level.
Oh shiz! That last part sounds wickedly mysterious!!
So basically, the final season of Gossip Girl is going to be darker than ever.
With Serena sick and Dan succumbing to the twisted fate of The Inside, CHAIR might need to watch out. The title for darkest couple may just end up in DERENA'S hands after all.
And as much as we've been dreading the inevitable Dan-And-Serena-Fall-Back-Together storyline, we won't be surprised if it works its way toward the end of Season 6. With the directions those characters are headed, their passion could erupt all over each other for the worst… (or the BEST)!
THEORIZE WITH US, GG LOVAHS!!
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