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Kim Kardashian's IMDB Profile Gets Mean Makeover!

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As Michelle Tanner would fervently exclaim: How rude!

IMDB staff writer Jon C. Hopwood was tasked with tweaking Kim Kardashian's profile, and TWEAK he did… in a SUPER unflattering way!

Hopwood bashed Kimmy for being "a new breed of cat whose celebrity comes from the release of a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity…," among MANY other accusations.

Lovely. As you might've guessed, we do not condone Hopwood's actions. Negativity is never becoming.

The colorful bio has since been taken down, but TADA! A savvy someone took screenshots which we have for your curious pleasure. The pics ARE small, so zooming would be appropriate…

Check out one main excerpt (above), but for the FULL force of Kimmy's re-imagined bio, click …AFTER THE JUMP!


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56 comments to “Kim Kardashian's IMDB Profile Gets Mean Makeover!”

  1. 1

    From what I read of it, it looked pretty accurate.

  2. 2

    Wow Perez hypocrite much? YOU of all people have no leg to stand on regarding negativity! We all know we would never of heard of kk if she hadn't had a sex tape, I give the dude props for telling the truth!

  3. Katelyn R. says – reply to this


    It would be Stephanie Tanner, not Michelle. Duh. Lawl jk.

  4. 4

    Yes, when the truth is told people just freak out. She is a nobody but she continues to get press. For what? Beats the F out of me as she has never done a damn thing. She is a fat skank.

  5. 5

    I find it sad that Perez Hilton can belittle Kristen Stewart for not offering up her private life as fodder for his blog and the rest of the world, but some nobodies like the Kardashians, who frankly are the perfect poster children for why we need selective breeding, somehow earn his protection.

  6. 6

    what's wrong with this? sounds about right to me.

  7. jakeyplay says – reply to this


    Shut up Perez, you're a fucking idiot and your opinion is so limited that it counts for nothing. It might not have been professional, but it was 100% true.

  8. Karen says – reply to this


    michelle tanner did not say "how rude" stephanie tanner did!!!

  9. 9

    Seems legit.

  10. 10

    yeah but a lot of nobodies have sex tapes so the question remains why was her sex tape so popular? think about it

  11. 11

    Yes, someone online said to look at it before they took it down. And I did a few days ago. I was shocked but I LOL. Very nasty and meanspirited. She's been dogged for years. I even had my go at it. But Im over it now. I mean how sad is our f###^^& lives that we have to be dogging this woman for this long? If any one know how energy and laws of attraction work, They need to stop talking about her for her to go away.

  12. 12

    Hopwood was right on!

  13. beccarooroo says – reply to this


    Sorry Perez I stopped caring about your opinion on 'celebrities' when you made it clear you are completely bias and hypocritical towards them. You love the Kardashians despite how trashy and fake they are, and yet you'll trample your own mother down in the rush you'd take to criticise and belittle others for much less. Frankly you are not in a position to judge anyone and you need to get off your high horse. I don't know if it's just the weight loss that has turned you into a huge malicious bitch, but get over yourself.

  14. jayjay says – reply to this


    He just did what he accuses Ms. Kardashian of doing(something negative that got him attention). I also realized that you so called Kim haters are secretly infatuated with her or you wouldn't be seeking out stories about her. Come on admit it.

  15. DUH WINNING says – reply to this


    Perez, I love what the guy wrote cause it is the TRUTH!! However, your reference to good ol Full House and Michelle Tanner are completely wrong.. It was not little Michelle who used the catch phrase "How Rude!" but her older sister Stephanie Judith Tanner that used that phrase as a child! Michelle Tanner was known to say "You got it dude" and other cute one liners! So for your obvious lack of Full House knowledge but your obvious need to try and quote things you know nothing about "HOW RUDE!"

  16. Gary H says – reply to this


    Re: trinigirl123 – Because she continues to extort everything and everyone for fame and cash. She is the epitome of classless trash. I don't even blame her, I blame people like you who are mindless, dumb morons who stuff their faces with the trash she generates and keep her saggy fat ass rolling in money she doesn't deserve.

  17. lola1989 says – reply to this


    Of course you'd defend her, you're just as trashy and untalented as she is.

  18. 18

    You're such a phony, self-righteous twit. You don't condone negativity yet it's how you became one of these faux celebrities he talks about. And it will always be what you're known for. Seems you think your past is not relevant now, even though you think Romney's bullying past from decades ago is relevant because it supports your political/gay agenda. You have the maturity and personality of a child.

  19. vivi says – reply to this


    You let us comment on this because you think we will feel sorry for her and share your dislike??? No fucking way man….

  20. annabear says – reply to this


    Re: jayjay – I agree with what that guy wrote about her and I certainly don't seek out anything about Kim Kardashian, Iget it it shoved down my throat. While I understand that the way this guy handled it was wrong, I see no reason why someone cannot voice their opinion especially one that is shared by many. I'll stop disliking Kim Kardashian when she becomes less vile.

  21. 21

    First of all, how dare you reference Full House wrong. Get the catchphrases right. Stephanie Tanner said "How rude," while Michelle said "You got it, dude!"
    …which is what I'm saying to the author of this incredible accurate bio! He's right. She's only famous for releasing a sex tape, and she just happens to have a mom who was able to capitalize on that, and now we're stuck with the entire damn clan.
    And seriously, that family has willingly put their lives on TV for people to consume. As adults, they should be able to take the consequences. If Kim can't handle people being honest with her, she shouldn't be on TV.

  22. 22

    Oh Perez dear boy you are not fooling anyone - we all know you LOVE the Ks - this is very accurate and good for Hopwood!!!! Kudos my man. Perez is a K lover and everyone knows it.

  23. 23

    Shut up moron; you're always a negative piece of shit. No one buys your fake positivity pose. And when last I checked, it wasn't considered mean to tell the truth, and the guy has told the exact truth about the Kuntrashian whore. YOU won't say so because you're so obviously on her payroll. But if the truth hurts, then maybe the bitch should've developed a talent other than fucking and being pissed on by some parasite black dude? So tell us how is it "unprofessional" for him to tell the truth, and does a nobody like you honestly believe that the guy gives a shit if you approve or not? Do you have any sense of how unimportant you are, Mario(n)? Now post this, you cowardly gay twat.

  24. 24

    He was just being honest!

  25. jenna says – reply to this


    I watch her show and I like her but even I know what she is perez. Saying KK isn't a fame whore is like saying Jlo has a small ass or Chris Colfer is a convincing straight guy - it's just not true. If you're a fan of someone you accept them for who they are you don't pretend they're something else. Kim is a fame whore, she sells her private life for money, and we love her because of it.

  26. 26

    LOL. Nice writing. I thought it was an awesome profile.

  27. 27

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!! I hope this BRILLIANT guy got promoted!!!! In your face bitch! oh wait… good ol' Kim prolly can't read.

  28. kitty12345 says – reply to this


    get off ur fucking high horse u did the same thing in the past..

  29. 29

    Re: Gary H – ME?! I don't even have cable. LMAO AND YOU'RE THE MORON. Because you have the time and the energy to spend on her. I could care less. So, it's actually people like you. Because YOU read her stuff and watch her show and you're the one all up in the butt crack because. Because you wouldn't be this upset at me, someone you know nothing about.

  30. nykki says – reply to this



  31. 31

    Thank you baby Jesus for not putting in there she is a business women.

  32. Kim sucks-pun intended says – reply to this


    Bio looks pretty accurate to me - Kim has no talent: can't sing, act, dance, write, shall i go on…

    She’s literally only famous for having a big ass and a sex tape

    Its disgusting


  33. 33

    thats the best description for her! you are defending here because se you love to kiss her ass…. by the way is it true that this Perez guy is became famous for buying drugs to the celebrities and doing drugs with them? is it true?

  34. star says – reply to this


    It's sooo true though.

  35. Just Saying says – reply to this


    I don't see one problem with the write up. All that's missing is the urnine shower she received back before she was famous. I say give the man a hefty raise and make him Junes Employee of the Month. He called the fat ass thunder thigh no talent hack for what she is an out and out attention whore

  36. Amy D. says – reply to this


    Its not Michelle Tanner, it was Stephanie Tanner that said How Rude!

  37. 37

    Negative? Maybe. True? YES!

  38. 38

    It isn't "rude" if it's the damn truth. She's a fame-wh*ring slut who became famous for having a sex tape.

  39. 39

    You must get paid from kim k's publicist or something.

    Why is she such a fucking big deal all the time on this website? i liked perezhilton for your voice, but seriously, YOU of all people have no right to talk about negativity, flaunting your biased shit. Why are you biased, you ask? Remember when some gays threw glitter at some politician and you said YAYYYYY? And remember when that girl threw FLOUR at Kim K and you were on Kim K's side?

  40. 40

    and of course you would let people comment on this post.

  41. 41

    stephanie said "how rude!" not michelle! get it together!

  42. 42

    Re: La Garse – You are disgusting. Please stop commenting because no one in their right mind wants to read what you write.

  43. Lee says – reply to this


    you mean stefanie tanner..

  44. Whao says – reply to this


    Perez Hilton you're full of shit. May I remind you, you use to call under age girls sluts so when someone points out the truth about a grown woman, stop pointing the finger as if you're above any reproach. This "celebrity's" claim to fame was indeed because she could be a porn star only thing is porn stars get paid for it. This country is becoming the shit that it is because of ppl. like you and her.

  45. rewatch full house says – reply to this


    wrong Tanner, it was Stephanie, not Michelle. You've been making a lot of mistakes lately; I suggest doing some more research before posting things. Your site is not as reliable as it used to be. I think it's time to go back to having one website, this way you can post things before every other gossip site has posted about it and you'll make less mistakes.

  46. 46

    unflattering????> i guess if the TRUTH can be construed as unflattering, pissed on fucked in the ASS … instant celeb.

  47. 47

    Re: rewatch full house – "this way you can post things before every other gossip site has posted about it"
    how can he "be the first" when 95% of what i read here has been elsewhere for 24-36 hours, and much of that 95% is pure "COPY/PASTE" from other sites, down to the exact same spelling errors and typos

  48. 48

    its funny cause its true!

  49. 49

    A troll with only one redeeming quality. A huge bank account.

  50. 50

    yes im reading a magazine outlining all her plastic surgery…

    you know shes nothing special just a big hairy mole who followed and passed her teacher paris.. willing to go to skankier levels then let her family along for the ride theres many many prettier and more talented people than this worthless woman this guy nailed it

  51. Alix Kat says – reply to this


    Hahah hypocrisy at it's finest right here… "we do not condone these actions, however, even though they were probably be removed because they are mean… we're going to make sure and screen cap it so you can continue to show everyone and spread the word" I don't like Kim K myself either… but how can you not condone someones actions but continue to share them even after it's been dealt with?

  52. 52

    HAH, negativity is never becomming, yet you are so negative to anyone that is not part of you gay ass agenda. What a fucking joke.

  53. 53

    the truth hurts. bahahhahahaa

  54. 54

    Looks like her imdb page got an accurate makeover. Nice to know imdb will at least write a legitimate biography.

  55. 55

    It's accurate. Kris Jenner sexualized Kim; taught her that sex sells. Kim recently just had her butt felt up by some comedian…..a picture on the internet and she has Kanye by the ballz. this is komedy at its best. Komedy by a Kimedian. Kris Humphrey is smart and out of the Kardadhian kult. Unlike Kanye he kept his. Lamar amazes me that he is still a part of this kraziness …….i wonder what his team mates think. Kim…she sounds like a child when she talks, annoying whine! i think she is delayed emotionally!

  56. 56

    at least somebody told the truth about her.