It looks like
George Clooney Steve-O's ex-girlfriend has moved on with…General Aladeen!?
We kid, we kid! (Then again…)
Elisabetta Canalis joined Sacha Baron Cohen on a yacht in Cannes, France on Wednesday to kick off the annual film festival with a VERY entertaining paparazzi photo shoot.
They started their shenanigans by taking turns running each other's bodies down with sun tan lotion, then the Italian beauty was lucky enough to sneak a peek at the Dictator's package. Things turned sour pretty fast when she rejected his advances and instead gave him a slap to the face.
That didn't sit well with the oppressive general and he had his armed guards escort her underneath the deck. When they emerged, General Aladeen helped his men dump a black body bag into the ocean.
Wow! This guy sure knows how to promote a movie. LOLz!
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[Image via FameFlynetpictures.]
Tags: cannes, elisabetta canalis, film festival, france, general aladeen, george clooney, girlfriend, lolz, paparazzi, sacha baron cohen, steve-o, the dictator