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ABC Unveils Worst Fall Line-up In Network History

| Filed under: TV NewsHayden Panettiere

Oh-Em-Geeeeeez.

The trailers for ABC's new fall line-up are painfully HIGHlarious… and they’re supposed to be dramas!!

Check out Last Resort (above)!

Andre Braugher is great in Duets a rogue submarine captain who starts his own island commune with Scott Speedman and the T1000 from Terminator 2 as the rest of the world preps for war.

That. Will. Not. Be. Good.

But wait, there’s more! Check out the rest of the trailers … AFTER THE JUMP!

Connie Britton goes all Crazy Heart on Hayden Panetierre in Nashville

A dysfunctional family moves into a neighborhood full of E.T.’s in The Neighbors

Terry O’Quinn plays The Prince of Darkness who moonlights as an NYC slumlord in 666 Park Avenue.

Uhhh. Is America being Punk’d?

If the FCC could revoke broadcast licenses for unbearably cheesy TV ABC would be in serious trouble!

Maybe if U close your eyes it'll all just go away??




[Videos via ABC.]

13 comments to “ABC Unveils Worst Fall Line-up In Network History”



  1. 1

    they're going to regret letting Cougar Town go!



  2. 2

    The neighbors looks pretty funny..

  3. tom says – reply to this


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    Re: Sarah13 – Why would they regret letting Cougar Town go! That show has always received horrible ratings. 3 to 4 million people is horrible for ABC. It is not even in the top 40. It might as well be a day time soap. Compared to say Modern Family which gets over 10 million views it is a disaster. Besides it is not really that good of a show. People should get a clue.



  4. 4

    wow, those are pretty bad!

  5. Lala says – reply to this


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    NBC had the worst, the most awful trailors so far. Didn't see one show that made me laugh. NBC is going to fail but they're use to that now aren't they.



  6. 6

    I think Nashville and Park Avenue 666 both have potential…they seem to be the kind of shows that could go either way…really really good or really really crap. However…the other two look horrid.

  7. nana31 says – reply to this


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    Go see Gossip Girl and shut up!

  8. JadedSouls says – reply to this


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    They cancelled GCB and they're replacing it with this garbage? Who makes these asinine decisions!?!



  9. 9

    First off I have had enough of the movie What to expect. After watching all the previews I am not even interested in seeing the movie. Second, not one of those clips have gotten me to be the least bit interested in any one of those shows. They all look really stupid. They cancel Missing and put on crap like this. I didn't think that the dumb down Americans could get any worse. I am so wrong.



  10. 10

    First of all, where are the African American shows? These networks are throwing these foolish shows at us instead of good ones. 227, Amen, Cosby Show, and a Different World need to be remade in some way!!!!! I am tired of my kids asking me why there are no black people on tv!



  11. 11

    cancelled, cancelled, cancelled, and cancelled. Way to go programming director at ABC. When does your job open up?

  12. SAVEGCB says – reply to this


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    They need to bring back GCB!!! SaveGCB.com .. NO! SERIOUSLY!!!



  13. 13

    Re: MissT3 – You have an entire network dedicated to black people. Blame them for not having any good TV shows. A quarter of black people are too poor to even own a TV. Another quarter are gang bangers that sit outside of convenient stores all day. So thats 50% of 12%..So why should studio execs waste time and money for an all black show for only 6% of a minority?