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What The Tabs Are Talking About!

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Gather round for the greatest show on the planet!!

Yup! It's tabloid time!! And when the tabbies are here, we're just ROLLING in entertainment!!

So let's see what we have this week —-

Hollywood turns on Kim Kardashian!?! Are they talking about Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm?? Cause if so, they're a lil' late, LOL!! Oh wait!! They're talking about Beyonce, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jennifer Lopez!!! Well we knew there were rumors Bey didn't want Kim inside her clique, and seeing as how Gwyneth is part of said clique, well… we're not so surprised. But J.Lo?? What is this about!?! JOKES!! That's what!! LOLz!

OoOoOo …. a wedding date for Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie!?! PLEASE, do tell!!!

OH NO… OH NO NO NO! Pregnant women betrayed!?! WTF!?! What did Scott Disick do now?? And Reese Witherspoon, gurl, don't you worry about your father's bigamy stuff. Honestly, we doubt you really are, but everybody's only focusing on your heroic emergency trip to Tennessee.

But srsly… is anyone paying attention to Keeping Up With the Kardashians!?! Because Kourtney Kardashian only cares about one thing these days - her babehs! If Scott was really involved with a sex tape, she'd probably let out a chuckle and give him more diaper duty. Oh and his "flirtation" with Kim?? How HIGHlarious!!

Now, over in People land, it's all about romance and princesses!! Kate Middleton is transforming into a SEXY duchess, isn't she?? Werk it gurrrrl!!! And Drew Barrymore, we can't wait for June 2 to roll around so we can hear all the deets on your fairy-tastic nuptials!

Sigh… yeah, all of these John Travolta sexual assault scandals must really suck for Kelly Preston.. but she's been around long enough to know - nothing is worth a self-collapse! NOTHING!

But we've saved the best for last… Bill Clinton and Hillary splitting for good!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Please!! 2016, people!! We're just sayin…

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13 comments to “What The Tabs Are Talking About!”

  1. 1

    Duh! Who the hell likes this vapid, hairy gypsy?

  2. theo68 says – reply to this


    Well It's about damn time people see this family for what they are…trashy, hairy, fake, publicity whores and talentless AND users!! People who still love or even like this family? Open your eyes and get a life…I comment only because I care :-) Perez get your lips off the trashians booty.

  3. 3

    TIme for Kim to lay off the cosmetic procedures. She is getting that gargoyle look that is so common in all the 45 year old 'real housewives'.

  4. 4

    I WISH!!!!

    Everythime a TV is turned on to their show(s): they get RICHER.

  5. matrix says – reply to this


    They need to start marketing the young'ns. No wants to see the elderly skanks.

  6. theo68 says – reply to this


    Re: matrix – NO! Not even the young ones!! ALL of them, even Bobble Head Bruce…

  7. janet says – reply to this


    If any of this story is true it's a shame. First of all JLO shouldn't have anything to say. JLO is a serial cheater. Gwyneth is just WASP and hasn't made a dcent movie in a long time. don't get me on Beyonce. The woman speaks like a 5 yr old. Has she conveniently forgot how she started- shaking her bootie in barely any clothing. It's also been said that Beyonce has stolen people's music. So these 3 holyier than thow witches should take a look in the mirror first before they judge. They are nothing but BULLIES.

  8. 8

    People are avoiding the gypsy encampment - finally? Wow. Big news to see that sane people don't want to touch a Kardashian with a ten foot pole. Well, other than their own pimp-mother and gay guys hawking them for big cash on the streets (since they don't have any interest in women anyway). See the gypsies that bought Seacrest a $50 million house. Beyond dragging American culture down ever further, these Kardashians also seem to be aligned to an awful lot of grifter, questionable and out-right fraudulent "product". There must be a REASON for that I would say.

  9. just look at the truth says – reply to this


    so true that these A list are haters and BULLies themselves…Beyonce can be friends with girls who does drugs and sleep with alllll kinds of guys (RIRI) and I loves me some Beyonce…the others go straight to HELLL….Kim hasn't done anything to anymore and people are just haters just becuase men still look at her with big as eye open….stop hating.

  10. 10

    The Cellist of Sarajevo by Steven Galloway is by far the best depiction of the Sarajevo siege.

  11. 11

    I wouldn't want to hang around Kim if I were them either. She can't sing, dance, or act. Only thing she knows how to do is spread her legs, thanks to her mom. We all know she uses famous people to cling on to fame. Then her mother pimps Kim's scandals to the media. PLEASE DO NOT BUY ANY MAGAZINES WITH KIM ON THE COVER! Gwyneth is right, Kim is a low class whore. Those fake eyelashes and her annoying voice is not fooling anybody anymore. She needs to give Kris the ring back, dumb whore can afford to buy her own.

  12. 12

    LOL ITS about time Kim realized more people than she imagined could not stand her. She is being snubbed for being the huge fame whore she really is. NOw how bout the rest of them—-I wish the whole family would drop off the earth.

  13. diana!!! says – reply to this


    hahaha yeah finally the wh0re is getting what she deserves i cant believe some ppl actually like this fake family!! this family is so ridiculous and trashy eww1!!