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Facebook finally went public today and we have video (above) of the countdown and CEO Mark Zuckerberg ringing in
the New Year more money than most people can possibly fathom.
Sadly, NASDAQ provides no literal bell to be rung but
Jesse Eisenberg Zuck partook in a figurative opening of the floodgates for what will undoubtedly be an unprecedented trading frenzy.
Not everyone is laughing all the way to the bank, though.
Many "average Joes" are pissed because there’s only an infinitesimal chance of them actually procuring these shares for cheap before the big kahunas scoop them all up!
But something tells us that, after the dust settles on the largest IPO in history, Zuck will sleep like an extremely wealthy baby tonight.
He already knows, you don’t get $20 billion
friends dollars without making a few enemies!
[Video via CBS.]