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Mark Zuckerberg Rings NASDAQ Bell! And Gets Paid $20 Billion!

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Uhh… Where can we sign up for this job??

Facebook finally went public today and we have video (above) of the countdown and CEO Mark Zuckerberg ringing in the New Year more money than most people can possibly fathom.

Sadly, NASDAQ provides no literal bell to be rung but Jesse Eisenberg Zuck partook in a figurative opening of the floodgates for what will undoubtedly be an unprecedented trading frenzy.

Not everyone is laughing all the way to the bank, though.

Many "average Joes" are pissed because there’s only an infinitesimal chance of them actually procuring these shares for cheap before the big kahunas scoop them all up!

But something tells us that, after the dust settles on the largest IPO in history, Zuck will sleep like an extremely wealthy baby tonight.

He already knows, you don’t get $20 billion friends dollars without making a few enemies!

[Video via CBS.]

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3 comments to “Mark Zuckerberg Rings NASDAQ Bell! And Gets Paid $20 Billion!”

  1. You beat me says – reply to this


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    It can be used as a gift from money managers…same with other things fuckwit.

    Oh my, I have been punked!

  2. Kyle says – reply to this


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    Because you turned off comments on the previous story of Kourtney's baby registry: Not only is it so messed up to think she's so rich that other people should buy her stuff, but also she ALREADY HAD A CHILD, even most middle-class couples don't have a registry for their second child.



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    Good for him , wish I could have afforded to buy even ten shares.