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For all of you out there bummed by the impracticality of trying to commute from the kitchen to the bedroom on your Segway, we’d like to introduce you to the Honda UNI-CUB (video above)!
Finally fit for public consumption, the UNI-CUB is
an indoor vehicle revolutionizing personal mobility essentially a lawnmower engine bolted to a rolling office chair!
Wowee zowee, get us two!!
This sweet ride tops out at 3.5 mph and has the longevity of an obese man on a stair-climber, dying after about an hour.
And U probably thought Honda’s engineers were off designing cheaper and more efficient Accords or something lame like that!!
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