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Jack White Vows To Break New Guinness World Record For…

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…. Most metaphors in a single concert!!!

Jack White has made a VERY serious vow. LOL!

The musician really wants his name in the record books. So, he has vowed that he will:

"Every night on stage attempt to break the world record for most metaphors in a single concert."

Jack's supportive (and humorous) record label said:

The attempt may prove very exhausting and at times even dangerous, but the results could prove to be glorious and possibly even vainglorious. We are certain that the extremely scientific and intricate analysis of the metaphors that occur will be examined in accordance with Guinness’ usually very thorough methods probably, or at the very least if somebody answers the phone at the pub.

Third Man Records encourages all attendees of said concerts to please not interfere or interject with any metaphors that they witness occur during the show as to not disqualify or worse yet, trivialize the metaphor in question. In addition all concert attendees are encouraged to entice as many metaphors to occur during the show that they possibly can as long as they don’t endanger themselves or Mr. White.

HA!

Clearly this is a joke.

Besides, there is no way in HELL Jack, or anyone, could sing more metaphors than Bob Dylan!!

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One comment to “Jack White Vows To Break New Guinness World Record For…”

  1. mlk2 says – reply to this


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    I really don't care how many metaphors Mr. White delivers in a concert…have seen him 2 times live now (the most recent time last week for his Blunderbuss tour) and can't wait to do it again. No one delivers music these days like Jack White.