Aww! Aren't these two the CUTEST?
According to sources, the couple is so Crazy in Love with each other that they're embarking on a massive U.S. concert tour!! Sources say the 20-stadium U.S. tour will start in June and possibly pass through NYC on
…. Most metaphors in a single concert!!!
Jack White has made a VERY serious vow. LOL!
"Every night on stage attempt to break the world record for most metaphors in a single concert."
Jack's supportive (and humorous) record label said:
The attempt may prove very exhausting and at times even dangerous, but the results could prove to be glorious and possibly even vainglorious. We are certain that the extremely scientific and intricate analysis of the metaphors that occur will be examined in accordance with Guinness’ usually very thorough methods probably, or at the very least if somebody answers the phone at the pub.
Third Man Records encourages all attendees of said concerts to please not interfere or interject with any metaphors that they witness occur during the show as to not disqualify or worse yet, trivialize the metaphor in question. In addition all concert attendees are encouraged to entice as many metaphors to occur during the show that they possibly can as long as they don’t endanger themselves or Mr. White.
Clearly this is a joke.
Besides, there is no way in HELL Jack, or anyone, could sing more metaphors than Bob Dylan!!
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