Oh wow. We can't even handle this. Not even in the slightest.
FunnyOrDie has brought us another scathing and NSFW (and funny!) look at the state of the nation, and they do it by letting Susan Sarandon hold a bunch of floppy white d***s!
It's equal parts hilarious (they're seriously floppy) and sad (this nation's view on helping women), and 100% worth your attention.
Check out the video (above)!
Susan gets unlimited points in our book for this! HA!