Thankfully for us, Khloe Kardashian will!
This one is kind of weird…
Wayne Newton is being accused of giving "sloppy, wet, and disgusting" kisses to female employees who never wanted to be smooched.
A former business partner is suing the guy who made Danke Schoen famous BEFORE Ferris Bueller sang it.
In the lawsuit, he calls the 70-year-old entertainer "sexually reprehensible and intimidating" and later goes on to describe the vicious pack of dogs he kept at Wayne Manor.
There’s nothing funny about sexual harassment in the workplace — but there’s definitely something HIGHlarious about picturing the old singer actually trying to move those stiff, surgically "enhanced" lips enough to plant a wet one on anybody. LOLz!!
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