Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It looks like the producers of the Billboard Music Awards wanted to ensure that they were kicking the night off right, because they chose none other than LMFAO as the opening performance this year, with a mash-up of all their recent hits, including Party Rock and Sexy and I Know It!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Short-shorts, teddy bears, and one awkward, booty-shaking zebra!
What more could you ask for?! Ha!