It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Wow! This was one craaaazyass season!
Last night The Donald
fired hired his forth celebrity.
For their final challenge the two remaining contestants, Clay Aiken and Arsenio Hall, had to to create, host and sell tickets to a celebrity charity event that comes complete with a variety show and a charity-awareness ad.
So who won??
Was it the
washed-up late night talk show host, OR the American Idol runner-up?
Preeeees Plaaaaaay to see Trump announce the fifth Celebrity Apprentice (above),
Even though Clay's fundraiser was WAAAAY better, and he raised double the money, Mr. Trump hired…. Arsenio Hall!!!
Perhaps the famously conservative business man didn't want a gay rights spokesperson representing the Trump name. OR, maybe Arsenio's obvious ass kissing won him the gig.
Whatever the reason is, we're just glad
Aubrey O'Day didn't win Clay and Arsenio were able to raise TONZ of money for their charities!!