One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
So much Chezza goodness we can't even deal with these!
And now TWO songs from the b-side of the album have slipped out and found their way to our eager ears!
Telescope (above) is a heart-felt, twinkling ballad that might possibly refer to Cheryl's split from cheating husband, Ashley Cole.
Make You Go (below) pumps up the tempo and makes us want to SHAKE our bums with the best of 'em.
L-L-L-Listen to Telescope above and Make You Go AFTER THE JUMP!
Ah Chez, we are simply besotted by these new tunes… AND YOU!