Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We said it then and we'll say it now:
OUR PIRANHACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HUN!
It was a little over a year ago that our heart sang with joy to learn that SyFy was working on an incredible new monster feature known as Piranhaconda, which stars Michael Madsen and Rachel Hunter as members of "a low-budget horror movie crew, inept kidnappers and a reptile expert" who "battle a monstrous anaconda/piranha hybrid in the Amazon jungle."
Well, feast your eyes on a just-released new teaser trailer, featuring all of that, as well as some pretty incredible shots of the beastie getting into all sorts of shenanigans with scantily clad women in the jungle (above)!
And it sounds as though this one's going to have some BABIES to help it with its havoc-wreaking!
Oh man, are we psyched or WHAT?!
Piranhaconda 4 lyffffffffe!!!!!!!!