Okay, we're sorry, but we never thought we'd hear ANYONE try to say seductively "Yeah, I felt some scar tissue there!"
But then again, who could have predicted that Jennifer Love Fefferman would end up giving handjobs to strange men every Sunday night on The Client List?!
Or that this kind of series would end up airing on Lifetime, and not Skinemax?!
Thank goodness, though, because after a two-week hiatus, our heroine is right back on that slippery, lubed up horse, and we've got a brand new addition for our Rub 'n Tug collection - this time featuring a very handsome gentleman who apparently is a former athlete!
Ch-ch-check out all of the awkward HIGHlarity (above)!
For a second there we thought we'd be stuck with another episode of close-calls and Brontë novels on audiobook!
Although we will admit, we would like to see some more happy ending montages with candles and music, a la the first episode!
Wasn't that just GLORIOUS?!
Sigh. Maybe next week!
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