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John Mayer’s Cheese Mind Is Maturing!

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Johnny used to be a boy but now he is a dayman!

John Mayer recently apologized on behalf of his younger, more foolish, self for remarks he had made concerning ex-lovahs Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston.

Two years ago the boy-man would make comments like:

"[Jessica Simps] was like crack cocaine to me. Sexually, it was crazy. . . It was like napalm, sexual napalm."

But now the older and more thoughtful Mayer would like you to know:

"I had nothing to say. I was going through a time in my life where I didn't really want to share what was going on, but I didn't want to be boring… When you're just open, but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage. It doesn't mean I can go back and scrub it out, but I understand it now."

We’re glad you’ve grown, Johnny and we are SUPER intrigued over your newer, more 'adult' album Born and Raised which smashes into stores tomorrow!

Now, onwards to a more enlightened future!

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6 comments to “John Mayer’s Cheese Mind Is Maturing!”

  1. 1

    He hasn't grown. If he had, he'd have written less self-pitying, self-indulgent songs for his new album, and would stop talking about the women who used to be in his life. I've read the album reviews, and won't waste my money on his crappy music. He is a sleaze who uses others, no matter what the cost to them, to promote himself … which is what YOU do, Mario(n). No wonder you approve, you asshole.

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  3. usureabouthat says – reply to this


    Re: La Garse – Unfortunately, you just have no taste for greatness, so sorry. It's really to bad you're speaking of yourself. John Mayer is an excellent musician, songwriter and philanthropist.

  4. 4

    wheres my post ????????????????????????/ peeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  5. Lori says – reply to this


    How is it that you can leave Chris Brown's woman beating in the past and celebrate his lip synching and then in the same breath drag up an actual musican unfortuate overshares of '"she was really good in bed".

  6. mlk2 says – reply to this


    Sorry Mr. Mayer but you lost me when your personal life became a joke. Love your git licks but really don't care about what other "licks" you have scored in your life. And you lost me when you decided that your d*ck became more important that making music.

    I'll still listen to your older stuff…Room For Squares etc….but I'll never buy a CD from you again. Too much more interesting music available from people that either aren't total cheeseballs or at least have the smarts not to display that.