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The Kardashians Kannot Be Kept Up With!

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Keeping Up With The Kardashian Premiere Kim Kardashian

Absolute madness!!

The test results numbers are back in from Sunday’s premiere and THREE MILLION people tuned in to find out whether or not Khloe was a genuine Kardashian!

Still, ratings were up all across the board for Keeping Up with the Kardashians in what ended up being the show’s highest rated premiere ever!!

All key demographics witnessed a proportionate bump of around 16-23 percent and we are pretty sure it had everything to do with Kourtney continually referencing her baby bump fueled sex drive!

In other news, Sony and Samsung stock owners experienced a windfall from the bump in sales after three million people simultaneously chucked their remotes through their screens Sunday night when Khloe REFUSED TO TAKE THE DNA TEST!!!

Okay, we made that last part up but Khloe and Kris Jenner's contrived reunion was pretty frustrating, right?

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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15 comments to “The Kardashians Kannot Be Kept Up With!”



  1. 1

    My friend say's if you put shit on a stick people will buy it…I guess they'll watch it too.



  2. 2

    Gross. Why is this still even a thing?



  3. 3

    Shes signaling the illuminati in that picture pretty creepy!!!



  4. 4

    its not even real anymore they create bs and dramas for a show u can see kourtney isnt actually getting any sex prob why shes talking about it … this is a major snorefest …



  5. 5

    Fu*k you all who watch and support this disgusting piece of shit family, and go to hell KKK family.



  6. 6

    Cool, thanks to that we now know there are at least 3 million retards in the USA.

  7. kim k superstar says – reply to this


    7

    kimksuperstar.blog.com



  8. 8

    Re: perez posse member 777 – stop watching it?

  9. Rossi says – reply to this


    9

    Recall that millions also tuned in to Charlie Sheen's impavid meltdown.



  10. 10

    the flour incident with KK was a publicity stunt for the show, the DNA testing has already taken place and the Kartrashians/Jenners know who Khloe's daddy really is and have known for awhile. Drama and bull shit is their game and they play the game very well. Millions of dollars worth very well played out. No matter what happens in their lives it's all bull crap and fake and made up. And what is really the saddest thing, 3 million people are stupid enough to buy their crap. That's upseting and scary.



  11. 11

    Re: it-is-what-it-is – ru crazy i dont watch it … anyone who watches must have a iq under 85

  12. MCC says – reply to this


    12

    You mf still hating an they ratings still hit big so haters go die!

  13. Colin says – reply to this


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    Hi…I was official photographer for Kim Kardashians visit to London last weekend. I have just posted some images on my blog that your readers may like to see.



  14. 14

    Re: perez posse member 777 – glad to hear it. haha

  15. cassie says – reply to this


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    yea that was real stupid