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John Mayer’s Comeback Will NOT Be Mellow!

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John Mayer and his soothing sounds have seemed to mature like a sexy, fine wine.

AND, based on one-day sales, his first studio album in 2 years is shaping up to be a supa-smash!

The Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young inspired Born and Raised, which went on sale Tusday, is projected to sell 225-250k in its first week!

Bravo, Johnny M.!

Now, just so you know, dressing like a drugged-up crocodile dundee Johnny Depp is NOT indicative of being grown up…

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15 comments to “John Mayer’s Comeback Will NOT Be Mellow!”

  1. 1

    Says the grown man with pink hair who dances around in his underwear with this mommy.

  2. 2

    Re: LaughingOutLoud1 – I cant come up with any thing to top that.

  3. na na na says – reply to this


    He's Cool.Always was /will ever be.His new album is Killer!Love it.

  4. 4

    Leave John alone…He is too cool AND talented!!

  5. Lori says – reply to this


    Kinda acting like a woman scorned now Perez

  6. JohnMayerCantSing says – reply to this


    Perez, John mayer is the ultimate asshat and he can't sing and he's still a piss poor example of a homophobic man who sneaks in here secretly to mock you. He looks like an Amish reject who escaped and tried to return. The man is bad news and hasn't changed. His album is festering seething badger puss and piss. John Mayer is ass and even my cat with laryngitis mixed with a granuloma could outsing him.

  7. JohnMayerCantSing says – reply to this


    Tired of fans coming to John Mayer's rescue. He is no good. The only way he would come to the rescue of his fans is if he could have the chance of shagging them, as a reward when its over. The dude is fake. He is still pathetic and jerky like he was when he made those comments in 2009. I laugh at his lyrics about being a good man with a good heart. His shadow days aren't over but his singing career is. John Mayer is still an asshat and his new look matches it. Perez, you're too nice to him.

  8. JohnMayerCantSing says – reply to this


    Re: Lori – Lori, you're just wanting to be the next ho to shag John Mayer. Wake the fuck up and realize that John Mayer is a perpetual asshat who was let lose with a damn guitar.

  9. JohnnyDeppIsHOT! says – reply to this


    John Mayer will never be a Johnny Depp, even if he becomes his best friend, God forbid that. Anyone with sense would not associate themselves with John Mayer. Johnny Depp has the respect of his peers in the industry, unlike John Mayer. Johnny Depp is a real down to earth kind of guy who'd never make such asshole statements about gays, African american woman, ex girlfriends and whatever else. Depp actually dated a mixed chick and had a crush on Holly Robinson Pete, whom Mayer insulted in his racist Playboy Mag interview. When asked about ex gf's, Depp always praised the women he was with and he never mistreated any women that he dated, unlike John Mayer. Did you know that Johhny Depp is mixed with Cherokee Indian and he can also play the guitar, better than John Mayer? At least Depp is real and he is legitimately and rightfully allowed to look like a Native American and wear hats and the look if he wants. I heard Depp play the guitar once at the Viper Room and he has skills. Maybe Depp should get his band back together?

  10. 10

    Re: JohnMayerCantSing – and I'm sure they're just as tired of people like you. You won't convince them otherwise and they'll probably never convince you otherwise. Funny how that works. Objectively, it is clear that John Mayer's career is far from over, his fan base and the respect he's garnered from his peers are both large enough to sustain his multi-platinum career well into the foreseeable future. Whether you or I thinks he can sing or not is irrelevant to that success. John Mayer is an arguably talented individual and deserving of his accolades. Apparently I'm capable of something you're not, and that is separating the person from the music. I would not be surprised if one of your favorite artist was an "asshat" behind closed doors; they just haven't gotten caught yet. A few misguided comments and immature moments by a young man magnified under the lens of celebrity do not make an the man irredeemable and John has felt the repercussions of the actions you speak of, taken responsibility for them, and has moved on. If he proves himself to have learned nothing from his experience, and makes another wayward comment, I will consider your perspective but, until then, I'll judge the man as he is right now, not how he was in the past and judge the music purely on the music.

  11. 11

    I dont understand why this man is famous. I dont think he sounds good live, and I dont prefer his voice much either. He can play the guitar really well I guess so he has that going for him but other than that I just wish he would go away.

  12. heather says – reply to this


    oh shove it up your loose ass Perez. He looks awesome and his new album is AMAZING! LOVE it! Beats out your girl granny Madonna by a million!

  13. heather says – reply to this


    Re: LaughingOutLoud1 – OMG too funny and so true!!

  14. heather says – reply to this


    Re: Lori – I totally agree! He's so freakin' talented!

  15. Lori says – reply to this


    Re: JohnMayerCantSing – I actually don't want to have sex with John Mayer. I'm just a middle-aged Lesbian who really enjoys the man's music. As you get older in this life you realise that not just men, not just famous people, and certainly not just John Mayer - sometimes WE are all just dicks! Most of us won't get out of this life without saying something shameful, hurtful, or just down right stupid. All you can do is apologies, try to learn from it, try to do better and learn when to STFU.
    My post, if you had actually read it was not about John Mayer~ although that is what brought me here to this petty site. But in regard to Perez, who now shamelessly flaunts himself as having turned over a new leaf. But still continues to use passive aggressive story writing to sneakily bash certain celebrites.
    So while I appreciate the notion that this ol' girl lovin girl would have a chance with a talent like JOhn Mayer, I'd only want to fuck him if he was a girl