This week’s lingering story is John Travolta and his masseur mishaps!
First he was a sexual predator, then he was the victim of libelous claims, and now it seems he might be a cross-dresser?
We're not sure whether that's true or if it even matters but we hope this story might soon have a happy… conclusion.
Mark Zuckerberg updated his relationship status to “married,” Jessica Simpson is apparently looking to get hitched, and — of course — our FAVORITE new power couple Kimanye Kardashiwest might already be in the
prenuptial planning process.
And what about Snooki’s baby bump — will it be a guido or a guidette that comes fist-pumping out of her vagina later this summer??
Speaking of bodily transformations, EVERYONE is obsessed with who looks stunning for bikini season and who looks like two quarts of cottage cheese wrapped in different colored dental floss.
But we won't judge!