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Zac Efron Sports 70s Porn-Stache!
MIXED EMOTIONS!!
Zefron's new stache is somehow totally creeping us out and totally turning us on — at the same time!!
We're not sure if Zac's new facelook was inspired by Ron Burgundy and his new teaser, OR Ron Jeremy and one of his many great works.
Either way, our boyfriend must dig his retro look because he's taking it traveling!
We spotted the yummy creeper arriving at LAX to catch a flight to funky town somewhere important late Tuesday.
Ch-Ch-Check out more of Zac, his manly stache and his bulging biceps (below)!
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actually it is a pretty LAME stache, i grew a better one when i was 14. not near heavy enough for a decent mustache. you and your "boyfriend" comments are still really lame and creepy.
Perez, you seriously need help. Calling him your boyfriend ? Seriously.. someone needs to kick your ass (i'm guessing it woulcn't be that hard) and then put you in your place. You seriously need help! Your mother is so ashamed of you.
He's so fucking yummy!