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Lindsay Lohan Has Found Her Dick!!

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Huzzah!

Lilo has finally settled on an actor to play Richard Burton opposite her Elizabeth Taylor!

Although not an A-list actor, New Zealander and True Blood biker-werewolf Grant Bowler wowed the biopic's execs during a recent reading with Lindsay Lohan.

Executive producer Larry A. Thompson expressed:

“The chemistry erupted in the room… Grant will add gravitas to our couple and bring to life one of the greatest actors who has ever lived. Burton was a Welsh poet, a rascal, and a man’s man, who swept Elizabeth Taylor off her feet and flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.”

Wunderbar! We are thrilled Lilo found herself a Dick - and only 10 days before production is supposed to start!

Please, please, please commit Linds! No diva behavior from his point forward… cool?

Cool.

[Images via WENN.]

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16 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Has Found Her Dick!!”



  1. 1

    Leave her alone, bitch.

  2. kelly says – reply to this


    2

    Perez, sometimes you're a bit over the top. Anyway, I'm excited for this!

  3. chiro says – reply to this


    3

    This movie is going to SUCK, SUCK, SUCK!!!!! Lindsay is a washed up hasbeen!!!!!



  4. 4

    at least one of them can act, she's going to blow it, she always does.

  5. gigi says – reply to this


    5

    I didn't realize richy Burton was so much older than her, is it true? Or has lilo gunned for this older gentleman all becuz of her tru blood fascination?! Either way ill b watching, heart lifetime, heart lindsay n heart a older man hehe fab or flop ill b tuning in

  6. Zip says – reply to this


    6

    Yes, Lindsey is so deserving of Dick—and a very big Dick!!! Hopefully, this Dick will be wide of girth…and long and penetrating, thrusting roughly, but lovingly–a hard and stiff Dick, one that never goes soft, but stays ridged as a twisting undulating, throbbing fist…that drives Lindsey mad with climatic, orgasmic, squirting…erupting pleas for more, More, MORE!!!!! Well, this is all just metaphor for his acting talent, I mean, in terms of capturing Richard Burton true essence, that all–anything else is just in your dirty little minds. Yes, Lindsey, this is what the right Dick will do for you:)

  7. Zip says – reply to this


    7

    Amended–haha!: Yes, Lindsey is so deserving of Dick—and a very big Dick!!! Hopefully, this Dick will be wide of girth…and long and penetrating, thrusting roughly, but lovingly–a hard and stiff Dick, one that never goes soft, but stays ridged as a twisting undulating, throbbing fist…that drives Lindsey mad with climatic, orgasmic, squirting…erupting pleas for more, More, MORE!!!!! Well, this is all just metaphor for his acting talent, I mean, in terms of capturing Richard Burton's true essence, that's all–-anything else is just imagined in your dirty little minds. Yes, Lindsey, this is what the right Dick will do for you:)



  8. 8

    "They killed my Cooter…"



  9. 9

    She did not "settle", she doesn't have anything to do about this decision.
    You're the only one who says that, you know ?

  10. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    10

    Honey, this HoHan tramp found her dick(s) a loooooooooooong time ago, and all colors - white, black, red, and all materials…'specially the rubber types when she was playing with that FUGLY Ronson freak ! HoHan has seen more ceilings than MichaelAngelo…Just say'n !

  11. Mindy Turner says – reply to this


    11

    my classmate's step-sister makes $83 hourly on the computer. She has been fired from work for 9 months but last month her paycheck was $18902 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more LazyCash43.com

  12. bethenny says – reply to this


    12

    Love him from outrageous fortune! Yuck not a fan of her though. hopefully this move will further his career, he's an outstanding actor.



  13. 13

    please commit lolololol

    lindsay this is ur last chance u blow this frankly I DONT CARE ANYMORE and i been a supporter yes im nobody but all the nobodys are ur fans u lose the nobodys u are no longer relevant so for all the nobodys pull ur head out ur ass stop hanging with paris and make us proud … we know u can do this

  14. cari says – reply to this


    14

    so it's not wierd this guy is old enough to be her father?….but then again she looks forty-ish now. oooh who cares…no one is going to watch this crap anyway.

  15. snowygirl says – reply to this


    15

    if you look at the cover of W magazine, you will see who would have been the perfect Liz Taylor, at least in my opinion, she looks like a young version of her, just saying.



  16. 16

    Lindsay is going to do Fabulous ! Haters must hate …..
    Lindsay anyone with brains is rooting for you ! You can do this you have the talent the looks and the know how . Go get em Tiger !