If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
After spending four years in the big house, Anne Hathaway’s infamous ex is expected to be released from a Pennsylvania prison today.
Rafaello Follieri is a con-man convicted in 2008 for defrauding people out of millions, but he’s served four years and society deems him worthy of another shot!
Thankfully, it won't be on this side of the Atlantic!!
Follieri will be processed for deportation immediately after his release, which is great news for Catwoman if she’s worried about drunk dialing her ex-beau…
International phone numbers are WAY too complicated to dial after a bit of boozing, LOLz!!
Anne’s life is chock-full of FABULOUSNESS these days, with the imminent likely success of The Dark Knight Rises and her current work on Les Miserables.
We doubt this loser is still even on her radar.
[Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]