Oh sweet child, what were you thinking???
It seems author and adult film megastar Jenna Jameson was arrested Friday morning under suspicion of DUI after crashing her vehicle into a pole!
Jenna, you can’t dance around a pole while operating a vehicle, honey…
The XXX rated actress must be unharmed because she is currently in custody and waiting to be cited.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t drink and drive or you could bow chicka wow SMASH yourself (or someone else) into oblivion!
[Image via WENN.]