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John Mayer Serenades Scares Off Women With 50 Shades of Grey Tribute

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For a man who moved to the middle of Montana to escape the limelight, John Mayer sure does enjoy rambling incoherently on national television!

John went on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon earlier this week and recounted his recent failure to woo a woman by singing her excerpts from 50 Shades of Grey.

So, how'd it go??

John admitted the woman of his dreams "fell to the floor laughing."

Yikes. The man who has been inside the hearts of Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston has apparently lost his touch!

Come on, John. You know better!

Acoustic amateurs have been separating coeds from their panties for almost a decade playing the sappy songs you wrote!!

Next time just stick to Your Body is a Wonderland!

Ch-ch-check out the clip (above)!

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5 comments to “John Mayer Serenades Scares Off Women With 50 Shades of Grey Tribute”



  1. 1

    Goodness, what is wrong with you? You talk a big game about change, but you've fooled no one except yourself and a handful of people who never read your site. Unbelievable.



  2. 2

    Honestly, I just want to vomit when I read your posts Perez…seriously.

  3. Lori says – reply to this


    3

    I gotta stop coming here. I think i liked you better when you were just plain mean, and not mean while pretending to be more "evolved"



  4. 4

    JOHN MAYER NEEDS TO CUT HIS EFFING HAIR .. WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKES THEMSELF UGLY ON PURPOSE ? WTF

  5. quinn says – reply to this


    5

    COME ON PEREZ.. We all now you're still bitter over the fact that John Mayer is better as a musician than you are as a person. Don't cut him down just because you don't like him personally. He's charming, smart, and incredibly wise. He was obviously joking around with the host. Why do you always have to make mountains out of mole hills.