This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Orange you glad her comeback is going so well? Ha!
As it has been so eloquently put in the past, when one has mo' money, one has mo' problems. No one knows this mantra better than Lindsay Lohan, who can't seem to go a whole week without someone coming after her $$$.
This week, a vengeful tanning salon is hot on LiLo's heels, insisting that she cough up the $40K she owes the establishment for keeping her looking so sun-kissed.
The thing is, nine months ago, a judge had already ordered Lindsay to fork over the dough and she STILL hasn't paid one penny of her debt. Now, the salon owners based in Nevada are having the case moved to California, so that Lindsay's assets can be attached to satisfy the judgement.
In other words — pay up, LiLo! You're heading into dangerous territory here. The kind that can find you living in extremely less glamourous digs.
Besides, we know you have the money. You can't honestly tell us that you haven't gotten an advancement on Liz & Dick … can you?
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