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They Murdered Channing Tatum! The NASTY Truth Behind GI Joe's Delay

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Last week studios pushed the release for G.I. Joe: Retaliation back nine months, claiming a need to beef up international numbers with added 3D.

Paramount fed us lies!! Fatty, carb-filled lies!!

The REAL reason behind the clusterfuzz?

The director accidentally murdered Channing Tatum!?

Not the actor — his character Duke!!

For some reason, Jon M. Chu killed Hollywood’s hottest red-hot hottie in the opening scenes of the movie!!!

Test audiences weren’t happy to see the star stud of 21 Jump Street killed, so they’re rewriting the script to bring Tatum back for more scenes.

Paramount’s whole plan seemed flawed!

Bruce Willis, The Rock, and Tatum were initially taking G.I. Joe 2 to theaters the same week as Tatum's OTHER film, Magic Mike!

Would we rather pay to see Channing shoot at some bad guys in the jungle or watch his hard body dance around on stage three-quarters nekkid?? LOLz!!

Between this massive delay and the severe likelihood that the flick was destined to be crappy anyway, we are anticipating John Carter-esque floppage!!

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8 comments to “They Murdered Channing Tatum! The NASTY Truth Behind GI Joe's Delay”



  1. 1

    Wait…..isnt he the main character? Thats like killing Harry Potter with him NOT coming back to life

  2. leo says – reply to this


    2

    WHY WOULD YOU SPOIL THAT PEREZ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  3. demode says – reply to this


    3

    Perez isn't spoiling anything. This has been news for months. It sounds like they don't want to kill Tatum's character now, because he has become a HUGE movie star this year. But… that isn't the only reason this is being delayed. The movie has scorred very poorly with test audiences. It is expected that a great deal of the film will be reshot (probably by a different Director).



  4. 4

    i know i was shocked when i read the killed off Duke. it just didnt make sense.

  5. Nope says – reply to this


    5

    Tatum's Duke was horrible in the first movie. Killing him off was the best idea I've heard. Now I won't go see this. And just because John Carter didn't make any money doesn't mean it sucked sheep. Think for yourselves, not what the numbers tell you.

  6. Zip says – reply to this


    6

    They moved the film because they did not want the close association with Magic Mike, plus, the film is trash, I am sure.

  7. MRSMOMOA says – reply to this


    7

    I hate to say it but the first GI Joe sucked.

  8. anonymous says – reply to this


    8

    is it just me or does he look pretty baked