Rita Ora PROVES She's Not 'Becky With The Good Hair' By Posing Alongside Beyoncé At The Met Gala -- LOOK!
HOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
There you have it, bbs! Becky is still On The Run -- see what we did there?? LOLz!
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Last week studios pushed the release for G.I. Joe: Retaliation back nine months, claiming a need to beef up international numbers with added 3D.
Paramount fed us lies!! Fatty, carb-filled lies!!
The REAL reason behind the clusterfuzz?
The director accidentally murdered Channing Tatum!?
Not the actor — his character Duke!!
Test audiences weren’t happy to see the
star stud of 21 Jump Street killed, so they’re rewriting the script to bring Tatum back for more scenes.
Paramount’s whole plan seemed flawed!
Would we rather pay to see Channing shoot at some bad guys in the jungle or watch his hard body dance around on stage three-quarters nekkid?? LOLz!!
Between this massive delay and the severe likelihood that the flick was destined to be crappy anyway, we are anticipating John Carter-esque floppage!!
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