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What The Tabs Are Talking About!

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It's the most glorious time of the week again!!

So grab your favorite bottle of wine and brace yourselves! Because we're about to embark on the CRAZIEST ride of our lives!!! CAUSE IT'S TABLOID TIME!!

First, we have the glorious public photo of Jessica Simpson's little angel - Maxwell Drew Johnson!! Now, everyone has been dying of anticipation for this one. And now it's out for all to see!! We bet that baby's already making thousands for her mommy with magazine sales alone!

By the way, we LOVE the story on the top right corner! Umm, Britney Spears is coping with her $15 million, that's how! Every last piece of green paper is helping her make it through the oh so rough days of telling youngins how to be the next superstar. Ha!

MOVING ONWARD!

Apparently this is THE END for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. And by the end, they really mean the 5,205th end. C'mon E! When are these two gonna get their own show??

OoOoO! Innerested in J-Simps' weight loss? Then you're in luck!! Because her "easy tips can work for you, too!" All you need to do is give birth to a baby so you can include it in your work-outs… well that's what the magazine says! ;)

Now THIS one has us REALLY enthused!! Katie Holmes found Tom Cruise in bed with ANOTHER WOMAN!! Dun Dun DuNnNnNnN!!! Pshh.. yeah, right! Like he'd really disrespect the mother of Queen Suri like that!

Ready for some Super Slim-Downs!?! GREAT!! Now go buy photo-shop!!

And finally… 101 Stars Without Make-Up!! So basically, a bunch of photos of them looking just like John and Jane next door! How SEDUCTIVE!!

Welp!! We hope you've enjoyed this week's episode, folks!! Make sure you tune in next time!! We hear the Loch Ness Monster gets a mermaid pregnant!!

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12 comments to “What The Tabs Are Talking About!”



  1. 1

    Umm…yeah…no comment.



  2. 2

    If you and every other gossip columnists would stop trying to turn an ant hill into a mountain, then the Britney story wouldn't be up there. You bring out the negativity for no reason at all. It's sickening.

  3. Dee says – reply to this


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    Wow she is a big healthy pretty baby. Look at her cheeks. I wasn't too fond of the name before, but now I think I like it.



  4. 4

    AWW HOW precious is maxwell what a absolute cutey so healthy looking too u did good jess xxx

  5. mcegan says – reply to this


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    too bad about the photo shop on Jessica's face…but again, this is Hollywood and for the love of mothers lest we forget we are never that glowing without a makeup artist and ohhh touch up her and computer angle there..stop this madness..be who you are celebs and stop creating false impressions..embrace embrace and accept

  6. mary says – reply to this


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    too bad about the photo shop on Jessica's face…but again, this is Hollywood and for the love of mothers lest we forget we are never that glowing without a makeup artist and ohhh touch up her and computer angle there..stop this madness..be who you are celebs and stop creating false impressions..embrace embrace and accept



  7. 7

    Maxwell? As in Maxwell Smart? I thought that is a boy´s name.



  8. 8

    The baby is so healthy and Jessica is also handsome and healthy .They are looking very well and beautiful.
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  9. 9

    The baby is so healthy and Jessica is also handsome and healthy .They are looking very well and beautiful.

  10. joe says – reply to this


    10

    Pass the VOMIT bag!



  11. 11

    Face it folks THE BABY IS UGLY!

  12. Cindery says – reply to this


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    I just read on that Jessica will not obtain sex as the doctor ordered. She's apparently no stranger to break rules.