Good luck trying to spin this, Kris.
AND the song Beautiful Day isn't even a Tyga track -- so she's a cheater now, too!
Ch-ch-check out Kylie and Lil Yachty's Beautiful Day (below)!!!
[Image via Kylie Jenner/Instagram.]
It's the most glorious time of the week again!!
So grab your favorite bottle of wine and brace yourselves! Because we're about to embark on the CRAZIEST ride of our lives!!! CAUSE IT'S TABLOID TIME!!
First, we have the glorious public photo of Jessica Simpson's little angel - Maxwell Drew Johnson!! Now, everyone has been dying of anticipation for this one. And now it's out for all to see!! We bet that baby's already making thousands for her mommy with magazine sales alone!
By the way, we LOVE the story on the top right corner! Umm, Britney Spears is coping with her $15 million, that's how! Every last piece of green paper is helping her make it through the oh so rough days of telling youngins how to be the next superstar. Ha!
Apparently this is THE END for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. And by the end, they really mean the 5,205th end. C'mon E! When are these two gonna get their own show??
OoOoO! Innerested in J-Simps' weight loss? Then you're in luck!! Because her "easy tips can work for you, too!" All you need to do is give birth to a baby so you can include it in your work-outs… well that's what the magazine says! ;)
Now THIS one has us REALLY enthused!! Katie Holmes found Tom Cruise in bed with ANOTHER WOMAN!! Dun Dun DuNnNnNnN!!! Pshh.. yeah, right! Like he'd really disrespect the mother of Queen Suri like that!
Ready for some Super Slim-Downs!?! GREAT!! Now go buy photo-shop!!
And finally… 101 Stars Without Make-Up!! So basically, a bunch of photos of them looking just like John and Jane next door! How SEDUCTIVE!!
Welp!! We hope you've enjoyed this week's episode, folks!! Make sure you tune in next time!! We hear the Loch Ness Monster gets a mermaid pregnant!!