Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We can see it now!!
Instead of Screamin, there's Stronger. Instead of Thunder Mountain, there's Gold Digger. Flashing Lights for Space Mountain and Love Lockdown for Tower of Terror!! Ha!!
Kanye West really wants to start building his own amusement parks. Yes, that's plural!!
So what would a Yeezy Park be like?? We're imagining a lot of neon lights and things that go bump-bump-bumpity in the night.
Something like if McQueen or Tarsem Singh was to meet the entertainment value of a Cirque du Soleil or a Walt Disney. I want to work on cities, I want to work on amusement parks, I want to change entertainment experiences or life.
Oh please, Kanye!! Please make this happen!!
If there's anything most rides are missing these days, it's speakers on every seat! And we know Ye wouldn't skimp on that!!
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