They should change the name of the show to AWKWARD! With Kelly and Michael!
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Well, if this doesn't send chills up your spine, it should at least project your lunch straight up your esophagus!
A Miami man, now identified as 31-year-old Rudy Eugene, was shot dead by police Saturday when he was discovered naked on the MacArthur Causeway CHEWING the flesh off of another unidentified man, who is now in critical condition in the hospital and missing 80% of his face, nose, and mouth!
And if that isn't scary and horrifying enough, it only gets more worse.
“The guy just stood, his head up like that, with pieces of flesh in his mouth. And he growled.”
Police were forced to shoot him at least SIX times before he finally died.
Holy SHIZ! What on Earth?
Ch-ch-check out a news report on the gruesome atrocity (above)!
While some have speculated that the extreme violence was due to "cocaine psychosis" or some new drug referred to as 'bath salts,' officials are apparently completely bewildered as to what brought this on, and Eugene's ex-wife, Jenny Ductant, who divorced him in 2007 when he became violent, says:
"I wouldn't say he had [a] mental problem, but he always felt as if people were against him. No one was for him, everyone was against him.”
Well, yeah! There are a lot of people out there who like to play the victim card, but they don't resort to RIPPING someone's face off!
Unbelievable! And so scary!
We don't know about you, but we think it's definitely time to brush up on our zombie apocalypse survival skills!
In all seriousness, however, we sincerely hope that the poor victim fighting for his life can somehow find the strength to survive, and that authorities and everyone investigating this nightmare can at least pinpoint the source of what sent this man to such levels of extreme violence.