Will this feud -- and the associated lawsuits -- ever end??
Our blood is bubbling with anticipation, we're practically an exploding vampire over here!
But to tide us starving Trubies over, HBO has kindly thrown our way three sneaky-peek treats from Season Five's first episode, Turn, Turn, Turn!
Get concerned while Sookie and Alcide discuss impending vampire doom via one pissed off Russell Edgington (above), and then visit Bill and Eric while they clean house, and Terry, Arlene and newcomer Patrick as they dine on one fiery meal …AFTER THE JUMP!