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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Fight Stinky Sewers For The Queen!

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While the King and Queen of the Universe were busy enjoying their luxurious London life, they noticed a rather wretched smell.

Surprise! Stinky sewers were out to ruin their day!

But do you honestly think Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were gonna let them screw their plans up? Ha!

Pish Posh! It's about to be the grand Diamond Jubilee celebration for her majesty, the Queen! So Brangelina and their darling brood fled Richmond to enjoy the fresh air of a rental pad.

An insider divulges:

Brad and Angelina have been getting their kids excited about the Diamond Jubilee. They know how much of a big deal it is going to be and all of the children are fascinated by the royal family. But since their drains started playing up, the smell in and around their house has become unbearable. They're concerned that it will put a dampener on the whole weekend if they stick it out so Brad suggested they find somewhere nearby to stay until the problem is fixed.

Take THAT, stank! Take THAT!

We're sure the royals are positively jubilant with the news.

After all, if any family can understand the crown like they do, it's the Jolie-Pitts!!

[Image via WENN.]

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9 comments to “Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Fight Stinky Sewers For The Queen!”

  1. M.... says – reply to this


    1

    Really? this is considered news.. plumbing issues? how stupid.



  2. 2

    Fighting them? Sounds like those two self-indulgent attention whores RAN FROM THEM, you ass. Between Pitt's aversion to regular bathing and Jolie's general skank, a bit of odor from some sewers couldn't possibly penetrate their own funk. You're such a loser, Perez.



  3. 3

    Never mind the smell of shit, I am waiting for the fake British accent. I predict it will come after she meets the Royals, as part of a a last grasp to save her image, whereby she is left more delusional thinking she can identify with them.



  4. 4

    He'll never marry her skanky ass.

  5. atilah says – reply to this


    5

    You haters are sooo boring. Maybe your idol Maniston pee and poo around there because she wants to be invited their wedding. And she is not allowed get in. Move on losers!!!



  6. 6

    Right, because all of you would stay in a house that reeks of shit….



  7. 7

    Those poor people. They're going to be out on the street with no one else to go. Next time that homeless guy crosses my path, I'm gonna tell him to get screwed, that my dollar is going to Brad and Angelina.

  8. dude says – reply to this


    8

    Stinky sewer…that's Jen and her rotten cigey breath….Along with her Chelsey Vodka breath…..



  9. 9

    Brad, you'll never escape the sewer smell as long as you're with Angie, for you see, the smell comes from her stinky vagina thats had every tom dick and billy bob in there.