As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
In case you were wondering!
Since Brooke Mueller has found herself back in rehab, it clearly means something's a mess with her on the drug & alcohol aisle!
But DA Arnie Mordkin doesn't plan on any independent investigations! Until and unless the probation department sends over a failed urine test, she's in the clear.
So, basically… he's a good guy who isn't looking to add any unnecessary drama to her life just because he has the authority.
Ya lucked out, B! Now get some R&R, gurl!
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