Another selfie, another day.
Totally harmless, right? Wrong.
[Image via Kim Zolciak Biermann/Instagram.]
What's going on with this crazy world!?
First a Miami man turned into the closest thing to a real-life zombie that the world has ever seen and now we've heard that a New Jersey man stabbed himself repeatedly, then threw pieces of his bloody body at police officers!
We're seriously starting to consider that the world has entered a Resident Evil scenario and the T-virus has been unleashed upon us all.
Okay, we don't actually think that (okay, yes we do), but this story is just insane!
Officers in Hackensack, New Jersey responded to a 911 call on Sunday night and discovered 43-year-old Wayne Carter barricaded in his bedroom with a 12-inch kitchen knife in hand. He started yelling at the cops and stabbing himself all over his body when they entered, then went as far as to throw pieces of his skin and intestines at them,
The deranged man reportedly swung the knife toward the po-po and was met with two full cans of pepper spray WHICH HAD NO EFFECT ON HIM!
You'd think a body full of open wounds would be especially vulnerable to the painful sting of pepper spray, but he just kept on coming. In fact, this guy was so hopped up that the SWAT Team had to be called in to subdue him!
Amazingly enough, this guy survived self-inflicted wounds that were so deep his intestines were hanging out and is currently undergoing some serious psychiatric evaluation.
We don't want to scare anybody in New Jersey but DON'T DRINK THE WATER! If life imitates art than the town's water supply is probably contaminated with that toxin in The Crazies that turned everyone into blood thirsty killers.
It's probably not actually, but that movie really freaked us out and a still from the 2010 remake is the only picture that seemed appropriate for this post.