Tom Cruise Rocks Us Like A Light Breeze HURRICANE!
The sweet scent of hairspray-infused, head banging-induced sweat is slowly invading our excited nostrils…
BUT, to tide you over until Rock Of Ages unleashes its hairband fury on the world this June 15, we have a tantalizing Tom Cruise treat for your mullet-framed ears!
Tommy C. as hardcore rockster Stacee Jaxx and Julianne Hough as naive newcomer Sherrie Christian combine voices to twirl your face off in the above rendition of '80's classic Rock You Like A Hurricane!
Beware the sexxxy gale force winds (above)!
Tags: classic, eighties, hairband, julianne hough, new, rock, rock of ages, rock you like a hurricane, sex, sherrie christian, stacee jaxx, sweet, tom cruise, voice





























Tom Cruise makes me want to vomit… am I the only one?
No! He makes me want to vomit too! And punch him in his non-rocker face! Who watched musicals???? Lame as all f*&%!
Jenna, see a doctor for health and brain as well, preferrably.
CaliCoyote needs to check out in a mental facility before Lindsay overlords it again.
You have issues but you already knew that didn't you? LMAO
And musicals are fun.
I am guessing that Tom Cruise is taking Human Growth Hormone to achieve that look. When you are over the age of 40, hard work and dieting can only go so far.
UGH. If you enjoy TommyGirl then you have lowered expectations. This. Is. Just. Awkward. Embarrassing.
This just screams poser.
The worst casting in the history of movies….he's a total vomit and certainly only hired for his "so called" big name status. UGH…
Putting these two together on a musical soundtrack has proven to be like playing chess with a pigeon. It knocks over all the pieces, shits on everything and then flies on to the next pointless activity.
I'm so disappointed by the sound of this….I loved the musical and this isn't doing it justice:(
will be worst film EVER, crazy cruise as a rock star is highlarious. wont see this film even NEXT year when it's on HBO.
Haha even the Gays don't want crazy tommy girl anymore.
He just looks silly. Everytime he laughs that fake creepy laugh of his an angel shits glass.
A few sick people on this site - mentally disturbed actually, if they can get upset over a movie and a movie star playing a parody of an ageing rock stor.
Go see a psychiatrist for your problem. It is strange to a normal person like me.
Jan