It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Oh, Darling Chezza… we HOPE this is just strained-throat syndrome and not a case of the "I-can’t-actually-sing-live" sickness!
‘Cause girl is straight caterwauling!
And while Gary was crisp, en pointe, and IN TUNE, the Girls Aloud beauty failed to hit a majority of her notes.
Consider for yourself Cheryl and Gary’s interesting rendition of Need You Now (above)!
And at least you looked bangin'! Gawd, that dress! Woo!
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